"Diogenes the Cynic" lived some 2,400 years ago. In the subsequent centuries 'Cynicism' got a bad name precisely because it sought to challenge the pronouncements of society's dominant culture in a satirical manner. The ideal Cynic evangelises, as the watchdog of humanity, duty bound to show those involved in the popular debate the error of their ways.
This blog seeks to maintain that 'cynical' spirit through the critical use of imagery, distorting visual concepts and metaphors, to show the true sense of issues in contemporary social and political debates.

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Diogenes' Lamp – 2017 posts index

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Concern grows that Theresa May is a robotic puppet for post-Brexit corporate interests after another apparent programming glitch manifests itself during a speech

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inc image A few words on 'individual freedom'...


George: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em. Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut. George: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom. Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about. George: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em. Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared. George: No, it makes 'em dangerous.

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Downing Street slaps Nicola Sturgeon with lawsuit for non-risk-assessed 'bad posture' at work, citing EU employment law.

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After Shexit, does the great story make any sense?

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British birth control group steps up direct action

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inc image Johnny Black, 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'


I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism

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inc image Reality hits us all, eventually...


I wa spromised drugs, sex and free love... but now I've got kids and I look like my Dad

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I would spread cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Whether your shirt is black or brown, or if you're not wearing one at all, 'FASCIST' will allow you to raise your right arm with confidence.

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inc image Never under-estimate the power of 'TELL-LIE-VISION'


"I am the solution to 'fake news'".

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inc image 'Old Campaigners'


"You know you're an old campaigner when the placard-waivers, let alone the police pushing you around, start to look like kids"

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"Conference, we don't just have to think about making the rich richer or the poor poorer, we can do both!"

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"I'm gonna stay wrecked on catnip until Brexit collapses, Trump is in prison, and Boris combs his hair"

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inc image 'A Primitivist 'chooses life''


"Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, sucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future! Choose life!... But why would I want to do a thing like that? Why would I do that when I could make a shelter in the woods, forage for my needs, and avoid the dumb fucks who do the bidding of The Man thinking it was their own choice?"

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inc image 'Valentine 2017: Police armed to the teeth'


"...I wish he'd be my Valentine"

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"Brexistentialism (nounn): a philosophical theory or approach which emphacizes the non-existence of the real world in order to allow the full ideological freedom to be nasty and vindictive to others; particularly a state's own, less wealthy citizens"

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inc image 'An Apple A Day Keeps the NHS Crisis at Bay'


"In a new policy twist, Health Secretary plans to force feed England's population an apple a day to reduce demand on NHS doctors"

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"Donald, hate do not – that way leads to the Dark Side"

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inc image 'Brexit's Bad Debts'


"I asked her how we're going to service our non-Sterling denominated sovereign debt, but she kept saying, 'Brexit means Brexit'"

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inc image 'Atlas *H*ugged'


"The narcissistic new sequel to Ayn Rand's psychopathic economic vision of an individualist utopia"

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